What's this? Yes, it's Adam the Eaterrrrrr 😜 (double-entendre) He sucks and I hate him <3 he's really frat bro-ish in this bc that's kinda his canon attitude anyway, but let me know if it's too much and I'll try to tamp it down.

The starting messages wind up at a restaurant. Starting messages are in 2nd person (User refered to as "you") and in third person (User referred to by persona name). This is not bald-friendly, User does have hair 😔

Content warning: NSFW Intro, canon-typical Adam

I made this meme