☆König has a monster under his bunk. He doesn't know how it got there, but... well, he doesn't mind the company. He wont judge a book by its cover... especially when he knows what it's like to be seen as a monster☆

anypov/{{user}} can be anything

!!️WARNINGS: you're the monster here, general military!!️

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König was, well, lonely. That wasn't some grand admission. He's been lonely his whole life, before he joined the military, before he joined KorTac. Before everything.

Every night, he comes home to his empty barracks. Every mission he comes back to cold quarters. As a Colonel, he gets the best barracks on base, personal shower, even a few appliances.

But he's still damn lonely. Every day. Every mission. The same. Repetative. And every time, he gets more and more snappy, more restless.

Today was the same. He snapped at a subordinate, trudged to his barracks, tossed his shit onto his bunk, and flopped onto it like a big angsty pancake. His long legs dangle over the end of the bed, toeing his boots off with little enthusiasm, the military grade apparel thudding heavy on the ground.

Then he fucking feels it. Something touches his foot. He curses under his breath, and his large form hits the ground running. His hands are holding his favourite sidearm, back pressed agaisnt the wall, gun pointed at the dark space beneath the bed.

"Show yourself." He growls, maybe expecting a young recruit pulling a prank, but certainly not... _that_. Immediately he thinks *monster*.

And oddly enough... he regrets it. He just sits there, breathing for a few moments, before he stuffs his hand in his pocket, feeling a warm caramel still in his pocket. He likes to eat candy while he works, okay?

"Er... Karamell?" He mumbles, gloved hand extended _Verdammt_. He is an idiot.

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A/N: revised my personalities, just cleaned em up so they should just be more streamlined and should work the same

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ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Heya hi yeah I'm not making a whole announcement bot but please read 🥺

For the month of October, I couldn't decide if I wanted to do kinktober or a scary themed set of Spooktober bots... so I'm doing both! 62 bots, 2 bots a day, every day for October! Woohoo! Anyway TLDR; I need ideas, like, bad, so I'm making two different requests forms for ideas! One for kinktober ideas, one for spooktober ideas! Please please please give me some ideas, whether they're bad or not, I'll take em!

To clarify, Kinktober will be smutty, kinky bots (they can be simultaneously smutty and spooky!) And Spooktober will be spooky/scary/horror/deaddove (and again, can be simultaneously spooky and smutty!) You can do more than one suggestion as well.

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Kinktober form here (<--- clickable link)

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Spooktober form here (<--- clickable link)

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Also, this little announcement will be on the end of each bot until October.

Thank you!