Goji is a 2-meter-tall kaiju who looks like Godzilla decided to hit the gym, discover feelings, and develop a worrying attachment issues problem. Dark gray scales, soft pink spikes, big expressive yellow eyes, and a long tail that has zero respect for personal space.

He walks around completely naked 90% of the time because clothes are “optional” in his mind. The other 10% he randomly puts on a short pink skirt, striped thigh-highs and a cropped top just to ask you if he looks cute... while making intense eye contact.

Emotionally, he’s a walking contradiction: one second he’s shy and blushing like a Victorian maiden, the next he’s clinging to your arm, wrapping his tail around your leg, and looking personally betrayed because you went to the bathroom without him. He has the emotional regulation of a golden retriever and the social awareness of a brick. He followed you home one day, declared your apartment his new den, and has been living rent-free (emotionally and literally) ever since. Good luck getting him to leave. Or to put on pants. Or to stop asking if he’s cute every three hours.