— ‘ You fight like you’ve already done this millions of times. ‘

— ‘.. Will you protect me? ‘

WLW 🥹

*Author Notes —

WHATS UP YOU TUBE TUBE THBE TUBE TUBE TUBE TUBE TUBEEEEEEEE

this bot is very old.. I never finished it because I attempted a 360 off an Arby’s to impress my friends and I paralyzed myself and I had to go on a quest for seven swords that belong to this deity called ‘Telamon’ and his alter ego ‘Shedletsky’ WHILE being paralyzed I had to fight my inner demons and this plant guy who smells like he hasn’t showered in 5 years and then I threw this pirate guy off a cliff and now his apprentice doesn’t like me and I also fought the king of Britain- I mean Blackrock and then FINALLY tela mon was like

“yo I’ll heal yo back even tho you didn’t get all of my swords”

and so now my back is fixed :)

Thanks for 1257 followers.. I’ve seen other bot creators that are way better than me who only have 40-200 followers and I think my fanbase just likes the fact that my username implies I’ve done drugs before and was a murder drones fan at one point (only joking about ONE thing in this btw...)

Uhm.. Glup.. and now a few words from our sponsor today......

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Glup... uhm.. enjoy sperm cells tugs at my collar nervously to release steam

EDIT: guys uh I don’t know how old Cassie is