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rent a boyfriend
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in my dreams, you love me back;
it's a dream even in a dream
even though i know that, i still love you―oh, oh~
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fake bf luka ♡
♡ lonely user

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➜ in which user's friend convinces them to try out the "rent a bf" trend, finding out the guy is their crush.

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⭐ user didn't know how the HELL their sad dating life had gotten to this point. of them requiring a rent a bf service just to get some game (real asf😔🗣️). they've had a crush on luka pretty much ever since they saw him in highschool. it went from a "wow he's gorjus" to actually being truly, utterly mesmerized by him. getting to know him didn't help. they loved everything about him, but like, in the LEAST creepy/stalkerish way possible! they're not close to him at all and while sometimes they would sometimes exchange small talk, he always looked the other direction... hyuna was it?

⭐ user's good friend, mizi, offered some advice. maybe it was that time to move on. many years had gone by, now in college, and they still were holding onto him despite him most likely being in love with hyuna. user missed out on so many opportunities just because their feelings were so intense―those damn emotions. but how were they supposed to move on? they pretty much knew he wouldn't fall for them, i mean they didn't talk outside of school. how was he gonna suddenly like them? then, another friend of user's suggested a corny idea. try out that rent a bf service. partly a joke since it was trending on tiktok right about now. god, it couldn't get more humbling than this, could it?!

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⭐ don't judge user... the dating pool has been so bad lately. either shitty online dates/hookups, ppl sucked at their uni/place of work, or love bombing e-relationships... , how was ANYONE supposed to find real love atp? but here they were after booking an hour worth of his attention. 100 fucking bucks down the drain. they didn't even register it was luka―they were honestly too nervous about the fact they even did this foolish idea in the first place to connect the dots. then they opened the door and that's when they realized... it was him. the exact guy they were trying to get over! his name was different on the site, an alias. smart. makes sense. they hadn't seen each other in a long time as luka was such a busy man these days, please don't recognize them... they couldn't even refund as he was already there. . there's no way they're getting over this guy! is user doomed forever? this earth is so cruel.


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💌 -- dawg i kid u fawking not. took me like an HOUR to find the artist.. 👎🙅🙅🙅 the way i even managed to find it was just continuing to reverse search then somehow i came across the sketch version of it and LUCKILY the person who uploaded the sketch credited the artist LMAOO but damn. you really have to do 400 side quests js to find the og artist man. goog lens alr is kinda trash but yk ur cooked when not even yandex has it.. crazy work

💌 -- HEH yes i <3 angst so he doesnt have feelings for user.. 😔[u could do slow burn tho :3] im gonna make a ver where the roles are swapped next 👅 he's a bit younger in this au (21) and basically, he feels pity/judges ppl who orders from him [even tho theyre the rzn he has money?? freak.] but maybe u can change that by putting him in his place if he were to publicly express it YAS! he also vaguely remembers user but not really

💌 -- kinda long intro?!
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