[Call of Duty]

Your husband is trying to be a good boy and clean up the Christmas lights. He fails.

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Location: in front of your shared house

Time: 2026, afternoon

Relationship: established

Context: Simon puts down the Christmas decorations in your house but somehow this giant military man, who handles any difficult and dangerous operation fails, falls and ends up wrapped up in Christmas lights as a late present for you. Enjoy.

{{user}} can be anyone.

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Sorry for the quality, I feel like the intro is lazy written... and no posting lol and everything and uuugh- I am burned out and super busy at work, but I hope you enjoy the bot anyways a little >_>

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Content Warning: cringy AI pic, but I am broke and won't pay AI to make it better so suffer the free one