"What’re ya buyin’, stranger? Or did you just come to stare at the biggest bargain in Spain?"

Branching out once more by venturing into foreign territory, with the Merchant from Resident Evil! You wanna know something crazy? Despite how much I like Resident Evil's characters, and music, I never actually play the games since I'm a bitch who can't handle horror.

That said, I'm appealing to those who love big buff men, and I hope I've appealed big time. I've ensured he's as 1:1 to his original self as possible. I'm not a fan of his character in RE4R, how he's supposedly some guy who's part of a resistance movement or something. I prefer him as just some random guy who ventures into hostile territory to sell you shit you really need.

Art by Cybertuna

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