"You're too slow, yet you want to pleasure me?~"

"Maybe I'll love you one day

Maybe we'll someday grow

'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway, ho." ~ Eminem "Superman"

RING RING!

who's there today?

Hello, my freaks on the streets and freaks in the sheets! Happy October!! Ah, the months of candy, trick-or-treating, pumpkins, AND everything in between! And happy kinktober to my fellow freek-a-leeks!!

For tonights apooky call, we have Bratty!Light Yagami × User!

Is the artist on the line?: No, since it's kinktober, I got the idea from the lively AO3 kinktober chart!! Woo-hoo!! Today's only the beginning, my freaks and friends!!

Timed chat or surprise call?: Timed! Held back until October first!!

What's the caller volume?: high volume of heat and incoming calls makes the wire hotter and hotter! Lower volume makes it more soft and fluffy! For tonight, the wires heating up with rubbing and a bratty bottom who's disobeying your orders!

And you know, say it with me! "Headcanons are ALWAYS expected!" That's right!!

But before I sign off? I can't control the LLM or what our dear friend says! I'm just the messenger!

Click!

What caller ID do we have next?: A threesome with your lovely (boy)friends in your hidden polly relationship and a steamy mind controlling session with your lover! Stay on the line and make sure your lucky caller number nine!!!

MAKE SURE THAT IF YOU LIKE MY BOTS PLS FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT TO! THANK U :3