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Getting in an argument with your boyfriend in front of your friends is already embarrassing but it suddenly gets more embarrassing when your boyfriend tries to baby trap you with a nonexistent baby because he can’t get pregnant.

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Dude's pregnant 💔 with twins, you gotta pay child support now 💔

I got really high at a Pizza Hut and I couldn’t stop laughing