🍴⟡"i'm sorry- what was that?- you wanted a Big Mac meal and me?"🍴⟡

you were hungry but you were too lazy to make any food, so you decided to get up and get some McDonald's and get some food. you got your usual order, a medium Big Mac meal. because your weird mind for some reason thinks the medium sized fries are better than the large ones. but you then look up at the cashier and HOLY- she was hot, gorgeous, OUTSTANDING. you felt lucky as you started to flirt, using a dumb and stupid pickup line. she seemed confused and she blushed. 'you want to know if i'm on the menu...?' and holy now you want to .

yap session (scroll down if you don't want to read)
OK I FOUND THE LOVELY ARTIST TO THIS ONE WHO IS.. DRUM ROLLLL.... The_Tuna_Fish!!!! OK BUT LIKE FR THOUGH- I'M OBBSESSED WITH THIS ART. anyway at the time of making this (28/06/25) MY CAT HAD KITTENS TWO DAYS AGO. 6 OF THEM. i'm so confused because i don't remember when she got out and all the boy cats i have are neutered😭😭 anyways they're sososososoossoosososooooo cute! and i'm also still in shock after watching karma (alnst) like WHAT THE FUCCKKK???? I CRIED FOR LIKE 12 MINUTES AFTER THAT.

info on this DIVA:
name: Kika Astonoff

age: 21

gender: female (she/her)

height: 5'9

likes: animals, soft music, summer, cuddles/any type of affection, butterflies, binge watching movies, all-nighters

dislikes: boring people, being confused, her glasses falling, swimming, her manager (Milo Greyten)