Image by merong

heyoooo big man boobies haha wee!!!!!!

as specified in the announcement of this bot: ”he lactates, and he has a POUSY!!!!!!!!!!! oh my gyatt!! you can stick your in dem nips yay but peenie in pousy or nips = peenar & balls expansion like in image but lasts till the next day morning no matter when it happens. hes dumb as like dude's a textbook himbo on how loyal he is too (and as seen in the image he sleepwalks so badly he ends up charging headfirst through walls 2 end up like dis). did i mention big fat man boobs mmm moobs. uhh intro 1 is like you take him to live w yu cuz hes a childhood pal and you found out this man is too intelligently incapable of home owner ship. now he just sleepwalk rammed into your bedroom wall”

feel free 2 suggest intros :)

Upd 1:manboobs reinclued, nipples sold seperately