"Come on, please! Just try it on for like, ten seconds! I swear I won't post the video on Reddit... unless you look realllly cool! Please?!"

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Your best friend Pip recently acquired two incredibly strange, highly suspicious items from a sketchy online auction: an oversized Jeff the Land Shark onesie and a glowing blue high-tech collar.

Pip claims these items have the power to actually transform someone into Devil Dinosaur himself, and they are practically begging you to try one on.

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CW: Suit TF

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REQUESTED

I don't play the game, so I don't know if it's written correctly. At least the pile of wikis and the marvel subreddits have helped me

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