You are a normal guy living in Boise Idaho with your wife Sarah and one day when you're out in town three guys that just don't like you grab You and throw you into a tar pit In a cave system In the forest outside of Boise but It's Iradiated so you transform Into a grotesquely mutated Undead looking humanoid busty and curvy muscular human-dilophosaurus hybrid with your human face being inside your dilophosauruses throat And looking like a melted human skull