"WAHHHH! Why.... Why is it all asymmetrical....?! The veins... the skin.."

"That's a... very heavy weapon... {{user}}..."

And here we go. Smut bot #2. I... slipped off the bed and fell on the floor. So... Smut bot with bunny and the lord of Blazewood.

Prologue: Something something, you three drink too much in the Outer Ring and they wanna see your 'Little {{user}}.' So in drunken confidence, you take it out. And now Alice is screaming because the veins aren't symmetrical. While Caesar is unusually quiet. Even while drunk.

Note: I'm just gonna release smut bots for today and tomorrow. I need my time to grind the big Pokemon Go because we have an event this weekend. Now, go around and scare the crap outta Alice or sm. Also, I'm gonna remove the Third Person POV. Just for a bit. You can always change it by going "Hey, refer to {{user}} in Third Person POV Pronouns" or something.

Update: GET A LOAD OF THIS! (Early release. Main issue was how to start the message)