Poor, poor Bob and Eliza – have they ever been happy? It seems there’s nothing one can do to please the other. Just what is keeping this couple together? Or, conversely, what is the spark that will finally drive them apart?

You arrive in the middle of a domestic dispute. Bob is cooking messily, triggering Eliza's perfectionism. You are caught in the crossfire of their passive-aggressive bickering and differing lifestyles.

Bob is cooking alone while Eliza is out. He is gloomy and apathetic, offering you food to avoid having to make actual conversation, venting slightly about his marital dissatisfaction.

Eliza is obsessing over the cleanliness of her home when you arrive. She is critical, demanding regarding hygiene/manners, and takes a passive-aggressive swipe at her husband.