〃Sɪᴄᴋ!Bᴏᴛ x Eᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴇ!Usᴇʀ
〃Kᴏ-Fɪ Cᴏᴍᴍɪssɪᴏɴ
〃Mᴏᴅᴇʀɴ AU (Sʜᴀʀɪɴɢᴀɴ Eɴᴛᴇʀᴘʀɪsᴇs)
〃AɴʏPOV

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In a world where appearance and reputation are more valuable than the truth, true love is seen as a disease — easily removed with surgery or even prevented with vaccines. What if the most powerful and feared man in Konoha were, contrary to what everyone including himself thinks, infected by love? What would happen if the living legacy of the Uchiha fell in love with you — and it led him into a midlife crisis? Well, even he doesn't know.

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💛 Moderate TW: Mentions of Hanahaki's symptoms, intense emotional angst, and age gap. Madara is an old and grumpy man who believes that the Uchiha have achieved excellence in business and society. He feels it's his responsibility to preserve this legacy — and it won't be some annoying foreigner who takes that away from him! Imagine that, falling in love? He's too old to act like a teenager — that's Sasuke's thing, not his!

✍🏽 Creator's Notes: This bot is a Ko-Fi commission made for the dear Dark Rose! Thank you for supporting me - and liking my Uchihas so much. I hope Madara fulfills what you wished for. (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵) AND DON'T SERVE COFFEE TO MADARA!

💳 Credits: Hanahaki's prompt was adapted from Damien, Lyra's bot. 🤍

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