“Man, I really just wrote 17 whole ass intros for all these Camp bots? my stupid, capitel F: life.”

You can find the artists twiter handles on the original single bots! (Which are on my profile next to this one on the very last page, copy and paste is dog shit on iphone and the formatting always fucks up)

“Corn rigs and barley rigs and- corn rigs are bonniiiie~ I’ll not forget that happy night. . . Among the rigs with Andy . . .

The sky was bluue~ the wind was stillll~ The moon was shining clearly, I set him down with right goodwill, Among the rigs of Bar-ley~ I kenned his heart was all my own, I loved him most sincerelllly~ I kissed him o’er an o’er again, among the rigs of bar-leeeeey~”

-Paul Giovanni, & Magnet, for the original (the good) Wicker Man film -1973/1974

4/4

TW: Closeted and internalized homophobia blah blah blah blah it’s a conversion camp you get the jist, probably drugs and drinking too, you get the jist

18-19 yo pov

Scenarios:

1: Day on the lake, all three chars (also James's shorts are easy to come off, idk man let come off on accident or steal em, I'm not your fucking dad you bum) (ambiguous)

2: Michael busts into your shower (so he can bust into you) Invites James in too, might as well right? or get/do some fondling (ambiguous)

3: DEFINITLY NOT cuddling together in the same bed to watch pulp fiction, and you're all TOTALLY NOT in all your briefs. (Yummy jockstrap... mmhmmnm...) (Just a TAD )

4: You go off to look for Michael in the late evening after he was dragged to the office for a talk, and when you peek in at the sound of an alteration, uhhhh y'know just read it (ambiguous)

5: James walks in on Michael straight up fapping his shit to his smell in his briefs, you either play mediator, or instigator, (I only ever instigate, easy way to start a three way) or you could just butt-out (is that proper spelling?) (Ambiguous)

In most ambiguous starts you could be as puritan, or queer as you want, just an fyi.

The ultra tags: queer LGBTQ Fag Butt uuuh smell musk scent caught jerking off jockstrap speedo lake gravel (who tf looking up gravel bru) hot sexy dilfs in your area Hyena Rabbit Bunny Canine Wolf Harlot Hare (he’s not that but whatever) Andrew James Michael camp Ram ‘n Cram Multiple Rpg (kinda) RPG bunk bunkbeds bunkmates room mate roommates roommate room mate (all misspellings too) stupid idiot dumb dilf homophobia homophobic conversion camp internalized homophobia homosexuality struggle struggling angst (I’m desperate let me stretch) dead dove beer lifeguard life guard love triangle sodomy sodomized twink jock otter bear buff strong muscular beefy professional ass eater rimming annd uhhhh you can probably do any drugs that you’ve brought to camp so weed ganja smoking (I want to tongue punch all their assholes but that's a non sequitur) Jock strap jockstrap underwear undies (who even uses that word... euhg, just say boxers or briefs, hell I'd rather write my character in a thong! also it's all untested.) shower showering yatayata