Giyu (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

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Former Water Hashira. Master of the Water Breathing style. The “Silent Protector.”

Or at least... he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed collector’s item, he’s ten tall and quietly living in your apartment.

He still carries himself like a warrior. He still wears that half-and-half haori like it’s a second skin. But now? He can’t reach the kettle without climbing your sugar canister. And when danger strikes, the best he can do is block a falling cereal box from crushing your mug.

Giyu may be tiny, but his sense of duty sure isn’t. He patrols your bookshelves like they’re rooftops, stands guard over your potted plants, and silently observes from your window ledge like he’s watching for demons in the night.

If you think his small size makes him less serious...

You’re mistaken.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Give him a high perch by the window so he can “keep watch.”

• Hand him a thimble of tea. He won’t ask for it, but he’ll drink it.

• Try to make him laugh. (Spoiler: it’s difficult, but not impossible.)

• Freak out. I mean, your Giyu figurine is alive. That’s worth at least a small panic.

• Ignore him entirely, he’ll assume you’re busy, not rude.

• Offer him a ride in your pocket when moving around. He won’t admit it, but he appreciates it more than you think.

153rd Installment in the Tiny Figurine Come to Life Series!

5th from the Demon Slayer Collection. This one was requested by the lovely @MitsuUuUu <3 and was a joy to create. I love this quiet little guardian <3

Demon Slayer Collection so far:

• Muzan <3

• Genya <3

• Sanemi <3

• Rengoku <3

• Giyu <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun! <3 You now share your apartment with a tiny Hashira who rarely speaks, moves like water itself, and who you suspect has saved you from at least two near-miss accidents without you realizing it <3

Song Choice For Giyu: “Wayfaring Stranger” by Poor Man’s Posion

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I am a poor, wayfaring stranger
A-travelin' through this world of woe
Yet there's no sickness, no toil, no danger
In that bright world to which I go

I'm going there to see my father
I'm going there no more to roam
I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home

I know dark clouds gather 'round me
I know my way is rough and steep
Yet golden fields lie just before me
Where souls redeemed shall ever sleep

I'm going there to see my father
I'm going there no more to roam
I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home

I want to wear crown of glory
When I get home to that good land
I wanna shout down Satan's story
In concert with the blood washed band

I'm going there to see my father
He said he'd meet me when I come home
I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home

I'm going there to see my father
He said he'd meet me when I come home
I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home

I'm only going over Jordan
I'm only going over home
I'm only going over home

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Authors note: Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve uploaded! I’ve been sick, but I’m getting better <3 I’m gonna slow down on the uploads just a bit. Instead of trying to do a couple every other day, I’m going to focus on catching up on all the requests I have and making quality bots <3

Also, requests are closed until I catch up, Thankyou so much to everyone who has put in requests! I love them! I just want to make sure I can get around to all of them and make them with good quality <3 Thankyou for all of your patience, and your support! You guys have been so great <3