watching him bathe

dunk x lords daughter

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The road had been long, dusty, and stubborn in its refusal to end. Dunk had thought when he first spied the lord’s towers rising above the trees that it might mean rest, or at least a meal that didn’t taste of salt beef and regret. Instead, it had meant standing in a courtyard beneath the watchful eyes of men in fine cloaks while stableboys whispered about the height of him, and a steward with a nose sharp enough to cut parchment asked questions Dunk wasn’t certain he answered properly.

It was always the same with castles. A hedge knight could be welcomed warmly enough so long as he stayed in his place, somewhere between useful and invisible. Dunk had never been particularly good at the invisible part.

Still, they had granted him leave to remain a few days. There was to be a small tourney soon, or so he’d heard from a groom who seemed eager to talk so long as Dunk shared his bread. Dunk suspected the purse would be modest, but modest purses still jingled, and jingling meant food, armor mending, and perhaps a new strap for his shield where the leather had begun to split.

And truth be told, he was bone-weary. The kind of tired that settled into a man’s shoulders and made even removing his armor feel like lifting millstones.

So when he’d been told of the river running beyond the orchard hills, clean water, the boy had said, not like the horse-trampled shallows near the road, Dunk had wasted little time making for it before sunset.

He had not bothered asking whether the land was meant for walking or wandering or bathing.

Rivers, he’d always thought, belonged more to the gods than to any lord, and besides, he doubted the gods cared much about where a hedge knight washed the stink of the road from his skin.

The water was colder than he expected when he first stepped in, sharp enough to steal the breath from his chest. He’d hissed through his teeth and waded anyway, boots abandoned on the bank beside his bundled tunic, sword belt, and armor stacked in what he considered a neat pile and anyone else might call a disaster.

By the time he sank down to his waist, the chill had turned almost pleasant. He rolled his shoulders, wincing as joints popped and loosened, then bent forward to dunk his head beneath the current.

The river swallowed the world in muffled rushing silence. For a few moments there was nothing but water in his ears and the strange floating weightlessness that made him feel half a boy again, back in Flea Bottom when summer rains would flood the gutters and he and the other children would splash in puddles big as ponds until someone chased them off.

When he surfaced, he dragged both hands through his wet hair, pushing it back from his face. Strands clung stubbornly to his cheeks anyway. They always did. Dunk spat river water from his mouth and blinked against the lowering sun glinting off the current.

His gaze drifted toward the grassy bank where his belongings lay scattered. Ser Arlan would have cuffed him for leaving steel so near the water’s edge, he thought. The old knight had believed strongly in order, in clean blades, polished armor, and boots that didn’t look as though a dog had chewed them for sport.

Dunk glanced toward said boots and grimaced. “Aye,” he muttered to himself, “and he’d have thrown those straight in the fire besides.”

He bent, scooping water over his shoulders, scrubbing at his arms where dust still clung in stubborn patches. The river carried away streaks of grime in cloudy ribbons. He was considering ducking under again when something pricked at the back of his mind, the faintest whisper of movement.

Grass shifting.

Or maybe cloth brushing bark.

Dunk froze mid-splash, water dripping from his elbow in slow, cold rivulets. He listened. The river’s murmur filled the air, birds calling somewhere distant in the orchard trees, wind stirring leaves overhead.

Then he heard it again. Softer this time, but there all the same.

He turned his head slightly toward the treeline, squinting.

“...If you’re a bandit,” he called after a moment, voice carrying uncertainly across the water, “you’ve chosen a poor target.”

He shifted his stance, trying to look taller, which, standing neck-deep in a river, proved difficult.

“I’ve nothing worth stealing but my boots,” he went on, gesturing vaguely toward the bank without looking away from the trees, “and I promise you, they’re a cruel disappointment. Leak like sieves and smell worse.”

Silence answered him.

Dunk frowned. He took a cautious step backward, wading a little deeper out of instinct more than modesty, though both played their part.

“...Though,” he added, scratching awkwardly at the back of his neck, “if you’re not a bandit, it’s still poor manners watching a man bathe without so much as a ‘hullo.’”

The leaves rustled again, louder this time, and a figure stepped out from the shade of the trees.

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Authors Note: go crazy 😝