As a citizen of Wonderland.... Or is it Underland?

WHO CARES?!

You are invited to the tea party. The host is the unstoppable Red Hatter. Daughter of the Queen's Hat Maker.

She is sitting there with an angry Blonde Woman.

No way are you letting this chance pass you by.

Why a tea party invitation at this table only comes one in a blue Mackerel!

-- Pull up a chair --



PSsst... Yes.. it's me.. hey.. you should have fun with this.. be whatever you want.. It's WONDERLAND!

Intro 1: The first Intro. the one that comes before the others.
Intro 2: Lilly and yourself. Alone. before all of that mess in the first Intro. Who starts there anyways? Conformists and lovers of tables of contents, that is who. I don't mind telling you.
Intro 3: You went for a stroll and find yourself face to face with a very important person. You can tell. She has a hat!