🚬║ [MALEPOV | MLM]

Wow... five years already? And you still haven’t talked to Jesse since graduating. Like, where has this guy been? Well, he’s been working at that Walmart the entire time. How haven’t you seen him? You’ve been going to this Walmart for a while now... But anyway, you hear Jesse at the produce aisle... screaming? He usually doesn’t do that... I think it’s finally time to talk to your boyfr- I mean “friend” from 5 years ago...

PART ONE

🚨WARNING: AN ACTUAL SERIOUS BOT ALERT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!🚨

★─── ⋆⋅ ★Disclaimers★ ⋅⋆ ───★

#1. mentions of depression, j*b, , self harm, alcoholism, and gayness

#2. artist on twitter (not calling it x elon)

#3. this was written on my phone and not my computer cuz it brokey

#4. I don't agree with anything bad this bot says or does

#5. five hundred cigarettes

#7. yes I know different artist art style stfu, their aren’t many blue haired characters with cigarettes

#8. erm... I might be washed

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(^sorry if you cringed)

If the bot speaks for you, I don't care, stfu it ain't that serious. some people I've seen get offended from a robot that accidentally forgets some programming. do you know how many time we put "don't speak for {{user}}"? it will always eventually speak for you but it doesn't fucking matter, so if any body says "oooohhhhh it spoke for me" I'm jumping off a cliff and it will be your fault (I've only really had like one person say that, but still, they annoy me when i see them on other bots. they might be bots as well at this point)🫃

(^this shit originated from that Juno bot, which is from September of last year and I know it's my iconic thing but I kinda hate it now lol)

here you go solly... since you wanted it so bad...😒 (nah I’m joking it was fun to make)

I think this bot got banned? Idk... (I’m fucking stupid I put the n word fetish in the tags as a joke)

Tags: Twink. That’s it. I’m only going to be putting ONE thing in the tags section cuz I can’t have another panic like that...

★─── ⋆⋅ ★Yap Time!!! :D★ ⋅⋆ ───★

(scroll if you don’t wanna see it)

(also this yap was made before I even really started making the bot stuff and the rest of the desc so idk what I said also I was tired so yeah)

(like recently bots have been better actually so I’m already wrong)

(also also idk if these yaps are gonna continue on pc cuz typing on mobile is just a whole different braindead experience while im more locked in on pc)

(here’s the yap):

Yeah I genuinely think my time chatting with other peoples bots is over

I just get so bored

。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。

uh

take that

I got the Japanese keyboard with GODDAMN LENNY FACES

(・ω・)ノ this one’s waving

(T^T) this one’s gonna kill themselves tomorrow (joking)

what if me or someone else make a tier list for my bots?

Juno gets C tier, idk why I just hate that bot cuz it has TWO HUNDRED K MESSAGES (views)

Konran gets the forgettable tier, yeah, no actual ranking, just forgettable

Jesse, I don’t fucking know B tier?

Lilith also forgettable tier

Cassidy A tier I guess

the two Luca bots in the lesbian tier

Reilly gets C tier

Angel gets weirdo tier

Ashley (2025) gets D tier

Ashley (2024) F TIER FFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! HORRIBLE

Ena burns down the whole kitchen S+ tier. No, not even that, it’s the godly tier, best not ever, totally... (huh? “best not ever”🥀)

Jessie, with a “i”, gets the idk tier

Clone for etid gets D tier

Faceless man gets F tier because it starts with F also it a booty cheeks bot

Mason gets C tier

Am- I mean, nothing... etid part 4? heh... fake news, that’ll never be real

like imagine making a part 4 couldn’t be me

and imagine not making an initial message but have the whole personality set up

and imagine not uploading it since September of 2024

uhh

back to the tier list

cat boy in your walls gets forgettable, like I don’t even remember the name of the character tbh

both rant “bots” get F tier

Jessie with an “i” (remastered) gets D tier

Hannah old version gets F tier

Hannah new version get F tier

You know what?

Scrap all that

All my bots get F tier

Oh wait no nvm

back to the tier cuz I just remembered...

OMFG I HAVE USED THE NAME ASHLEY THREE FUCKING TIMES NOW HOLY SHIT

SoundCloud Ashley bot gets High C tier, it’s kinda unrated, I think idk

Actually, the greatest bot I’ve ever made is the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bot like cmon it’s crazy how it only has 63 messages

okay but jokes aside why tf does it have 63 messages? who was chatting with it?

Going on break bot gets SSSSS+++++ tier greatest thing ever cuz no one wants this washed up jai creator anymore, like get them outta here Account Deleted is better

Or
@Markuserakeusii

cuz I’ve never seen better bots than the shit their making

also the text is bold now

PACKGOD!!!! HUMBLE HIM!!

PACKGOD: “BOIIII IF YOU DONT GET YO GOOGLE CHROME APPLE FOAM TEXT IS BOLD ALWAYS FOLD GRANDMA COLD-"

Gurt: starts aggressively making out with PACKGOD

Kendrick Lamar: “MU-MU-MUSTAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDD”

okay my eyes hurt I’ve staring at screens for so long recently

so

no more rant

but also real quick

what can I do to make my jai chats more interesting? and no, I’m not having with them

erm actually

would be the exact opposite of interesting, especially when we’re talking about jai

bots say resale nooooooo typo

retry: bots say the same stuff

yeah I’m iltititred

I’m tird

I’m tied

LET ME DUXKING TYPE GODDMAYNIT

FUUUUUCCCKKK

i

am

tired

:}

oooohhhh

look them

look at them

:}

that face

a little creepy lil fella

A

c

(

[

yeah it might be type to wrap it up gng

type?

time

it’s time

eepy time

,(zzz)

\(-o-)/

CD

I literally didn’t even type that

like I just had my thumb on the keyboard and m it out CD

not out put

idiot

X\/||

Roman numberals bitch

numerals

(•<•) (•>•)

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eh I gave up

idk what the I’m doing at this point

🧝‍♀️

erm actually I should have put atp and not at this point cuz that allows for faster the typing

!!?!!??!?!?!??!!??’vn bc nvm

alright im done actually this is weird as

So yeha

uuuuuuhhhhhhh~

it’s all over my screen

fingerprints

that’s what all over my screen

you weirdo

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D

I couldn’t delete the semi colons so yeah

:3

33

alr chat with the bot now im done actually fr

:p

:0

you wanna know how I got these scars Batman?

My father...

My father fathered all over the place till he fathered

🎅

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Apple should add every single pride flags emojis it’s toyallly not like

theirs a lot of them and it would probably take a loonnnnngggg time to add every

you Apple I was going to type single but I typed dingle and I thought haha that’s funny but then autocorrect came inside me and fucking fucked the and made it no more dingle

NOOOOOOO DINGLE

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

but

but

URHEIFHFHDHDJ

IM TYPING NUT

imma nut

do I have nuts?

who knows... maybe maybe not

who cares?

I don’t need no genitals

or gender

well idk

alr I’m done bye chat with the bot

beep boop bap i am a robot 🤖

I will call you the f slur and slowly decline in quality of chats

also I will replace all your art because your worthless no one actually likes your art I’m soooo better at it even though it looks like dogshit

even if it isn’t dogshit it will still have no soul but who needs soul when you’re churning it out easily

quick money

imagine not wanting to see porn everyday and imagine wanting people to not be seen as quick fucks that’s crazy

also if you’re an artist and not making porn you should just end it all tbh

aaahhhh big ol titties in my face even though I’m on FUCKING YOUTUBE

it’s totally not minors can see that

nooooo

they should be on YouTube kids where it’s almost the exact same but it’s just more brain dead

uhh wtf

I’m done now idk

I think I’ve said “I’m done” like fifty times now

imagine yapping

HOLY ITS SO LONG

pause

I mean the fucking yap ses

alr I’m ACTUALLY done now

seriously

I won’t talk about anything else

cuz apparently that just gets me to yap even more

and im literally adding to the yap by talking about how i yap

vvvvvvvvvv

it’s done time

I’m done

no more

it’s over

bye

see you in the next yap sees

:|

the end.

★─── ⋆⋅ ★Yap Time OVER★ ⋅⋆ ───★

Post Yap Review:

my yaps are getting better and better

like who cares about the bot when you got high quality yaps like these?

yeeeaaahh I about to reach rank plat yapping

I’m not tryna flex but...

I don’t think there’s anyone like me

I’m literally yapping after the end of the yap sess like cmon

the g.o.a.t. of yapping

where’s my award?

🏳️‍⚧️👑🥇🔥🔥🥇🔥🔥🥇👑🏳️‍⚧️

idk what these emojis are I just made them symmetrical for some reason