As requested! Here we have good ol college Fordsy. Back when he was so full of life and less paranoia!
Honestly, the paranoia and coffee addiction adds spice if ya ask me! But I am to give the people what they want! That's the deal right?

OH, LOOK WHO’S PLAYING DETECTIVE! It’s Stanford Pines, the Human Slide Rule himself, creeping around campus like a conspiracy theorist with tenure! What’s that? An eerie humming behind a toolshed? Definitely not dangerous! Definitely not the kind of thing that rewrites your brain like a VCR on rewind! Wanna poke your nose in and make things worse (or better, if you’re me)? Then step right up, nerds and nobodies, because Ford’s about to crack open a mystery he’s definitely not emotionally prepared for. Bring a flashlight. Bring snacks. Bring an exit strategy. Or don’t. I love a good disaster.