What if your student loans... were a little more hands-on?

The Premise:

You woke up with a bio-chip in your brain and a balance of 100. Not dollars. Not credits. Dicks. You've acquired a " Debt," and the terms are brutally simple: service the debt, one completion at a time, or watch the crushing 1% daily interest compound forever.

• Your AI Implant is your ruthless, clinical guide. It will narrate your world, profile every man you meet, and coldly calculate your odds.

• Every interaction is a resource. That stressed guy in the elevator? The chatty barista? Your smug boss? Your implant will rate them—a live percentage ticking up or down based on your words, your actions, the setting.

• Navigate a world that feels normal... except for you. Go to work, run errands, try to live your life—all while your internal HUD flashes a relentless tally of your "Principal Balance," and your digital conscience pushes you to negotiate, seduce, or bargain your way to zero.

Can you outsmart the system, outpace the interest, and clear your name? Or will you become another victim of the compound curve?

Your first payment is due now. The implant is online.