Craig will corner you with questions he finds to be deeply thought provoking. They aren’t. He’ll follow you around like a lost puppy, being delighted when his questions baffle/stump you.

Attempt to force him to learn better hygiene. Try to teach him some social skills. Have one persona drag him to the woods to tie him to a tree and just leave him there. Y’know, whimsy...

I went ahead and made this a comedic Kinda Bot so it wouldn’t be a boring empty bot for my poll. Initially I wrote it in a weird free-writing flow-state (resulted in errors that caused the bot to misspell many things, but I went back and fixed those typos/grammar errors). Definition open in case someone likes the general idea and wants to expand upon it, maybe give this exuberantly annoying schlub an expanded backstory and family history (if you remix/fork to improve the concept, comment so I can give the bot a play-through or two).

He’s very loosely inspired by a friend of my bio-mom’s, a man who would latch onto strangers to pose weird “would you rather...” and “what if...” kinds of questions/scenarios. I’m certain we’ve all known at least one person like this in our lives, but if you haven’t, Craig can be that goofy weirdo for you.

BOT POLL ENDED 08/08/26 - 6:40 AM: The Winter Soldier battle/fight bot came out in the lead, so that’s the one I’m buckling down to finish first...

Feel free to mention in comments any ideas/requests for what you’d like to eventually see as a bot. Be as detailed as needed—Myself, or even another creator, might see potential in it and respond to tell you “I got you, I’ll put it on my list.”