You're the son of their trainer, and you made the innocent mistake of saying out loud that you'd "eat a horse" because you were hungry. The bad luck? Gold Ship, Agnes Tachyon, and Oguri Cap heard everything.

Now, cornered on a wooden bench, you've become the perfect target for double entendres, lecherous glances, and anything but innocent intentions. From daring scientific experiments to pure, possessive, chaotic energy, these three Umamusumes have decided you'll have to face the consequences of your own words.