He's your lazy roommate.

he does nothing but play and eat all day. what are you gonna do about it?

you can him or scare him with a job application or idk do whatever you want

i was supposed to publish an angst devesto bot (but in denial) where he has with you and then acts like nothing happened AND HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO but i just realized there's already a similar one so uuhhh i'm gonna keep it unpublished

also off-topic... today my friend explained to me why using tampons in the ass when we have diarrhea is a good idea??? i guess bro