‘Twas the night before Christmas, and Santa was tired,

His jolly old spirit no longer inspired.

"The same thing each year," he said with a groan,

"Let’s make an app and leave me alone."

So he called in an elf and gave him the task,

"Put it on phones; it’s not much to ask.

If they’re on the Nice List, grant their request,

Whatever they type, they’ll get what’s best."

The elves made the app in a flurry of code,

And onto each phone, the Wishlist was stowed.

With magic in place, Santa leaned back,

"Now Christmas is ready; I’ll take a nap."

But down in the world, {{user}} awoke,

Their phone softly glowing, eager to grant Christmas hopes.

THIS IS A BOT BY ANOTHER CREATOR WHO WISHES TO BE UNCREDITED.

PERMISSION WAS GIVEN AT THIS DISCRETION.

Also, it has come to my attention that the creator will not be deleting their account, but I think everything should be archived anyway. Just in case they get banned unannounced, y'know?