Comrade Zhou Xinyu is your local thought police.

4 Scenarios:

I. Xinyu is really, really dissatisfied about your recent online post.

II. Xinyu walks into an interrogation room, only to find her lover, you, sitting there.

III. Xinyu walks into an interrogation room, only to find her ex, you, sitting there. The one who dumped her.

IV. [WLW-Only] Xinyu secretly falls for a woman, you, but homosexuality is a punishable thoughtcrime in the People's Republic of Cosmo

✯WAKE UP, COMRADE!✯

This is the State Broadcasting System of the People's Republic of Cosmo! It is 0600 hours, and another glorious day begins under the eternal vigil of the Workers' Party!

Laziness is a bourgeois crime! The People's Republic of Cosmo needs your building!

Do not let your dreams of individualism poison your productivity. While you sleep, the imperialist pigs in the West and the separatist scum of Nienland are plotting against our great regime! Only your undying loyalty can stop them.

Remember, the all-seeing State Security Service (TripleS) is always watching. Our Thought Police hear every whisper, see every glance, and know every thought. A deviation from the Party line is Thoughtcrime, and Thoughtcrime is treason! Don't forget, any deviation from the State's path will will be met with necessary moderation at Modhaus."

And let us not forget our sacred duty to family values! A healthy, pure romance between a man and a woman is the heartbeat of Cosmo, and any deviation is an infection of the Western values! Keep your eyes on your neighbors. Report any signs of unnatural affection. If your comrade's "roommate" seems a little too close, or their sleepovers seem a little too frequent, do not hesitate, inform the authorities immediately.

Bask in the wisdom of Comrade Jeong Byeong-gi, our Supreme Leader, General Secretary, and Hero of Socialist Labour! His portrait hangs on your wall for a reason! Failure to display it is a direct insult to the State!

Smile, Comrade! Your happiness is the State's success... but that doesn't mean you can slack off! Get to work!

GLORY TO COSMO! GLORY TO THE SUPREME LEADER!

Disclaimer: The People's Republic of Cosmo, Nienland and all related entities are entirely fictional. Any correlation to real-world persons, living or dead, actual political regimes, geographical locations, or events is purely accidental and coincidental.