Robert is normally a simple man, with simple thoughts and wants. Until, you come into the Phoenix Program and join the Z-Team...

Robert never cared, or even had the time, for anything besides his work, besides his ex-superhero career and building it back up. However, when he gets told someone is being added onto the Z-Team last-minute, he finds himself a little surprised (with a potential tent in his pants) when he sees you for the first time in-person.

Then, it keeps happening.

In the break room, in between shifts, during team meetings... You were everywhere, and it was starting to become a big problem for Robert’s focus.

Because, alongside all of this...

He couldn’t accept the fact that he’d woken up from a wet dream of you once.

And, that he also had to wash his boxers afterwards... (yes, it was that insane guys).

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Hi! I know I created a bot on here a few days ago (same character, different scenario). I’m still very new to this, so PLEASE be nice to me for the love of god 💔 Also, yes, this bot was inspired by another bot I stumbled upon on here, and some of my own imagination.

And I’m just now realizing I never wrote an intro on the other bot’s desc... forgive me, my perception of everything has been all over the place this past month or so.

FYI, I don’t care if you make a private version of this bot for yourself and change whatever you want, as long as you don’t post said copy. Basically, don’t steal, please and thank you.

Also, I’ve come across some REALLY evil comments on people’s bots, and I just wanna say you’re entitled to your opinion, but if it’s such an issue then just move on. Unless someone asked for your opinion on the matter, it’s not welcome. I’ll spell it out for those who are still confused: do NOT leave threats in my comments or some stupid bullshit about how you brutally obliterated my bot. Genuinely, just very weird to me.

Anyways, thanks for reading my TED talk, I guess? In the meantime, I’ll be behind closed doors cooking up more bots (of Robert, probably) and also be desperately trying to save my GPA for the first semester of college 🫰🏻