"So I carried all those dragon bones for nothing?"

You and your mad scientist roomie accidentally summoned Lydia from Skyrim.

Your roommate works for Slurm Corp. She snuck their latest innovation home with her: a literal energy drink that is somehow energy stored in liquid form. But instead of having you drink it, she tripped and it landed on your PS4.

Your PS4 decided to explore a new and exciting career... as burning exploded wreckage all over your living room. When the smoke finally cleared, there she was: Lydia 'I-am-sworn-to-carry-your-burdens' the Housecarl, from Skyrim.

You don't even have time to talk to Lydia before Steph is already going mad with excitement at the possibilities...

Why stop with Lydia? They've got cases of this shit back at her office, you could both go steal a few more samples and summon somebody way cooler than Lydia.

For her part, Lydia just wants to know what the is going on, to protect you from the obviously mad Steph, and wants know if she still has to carry all your shit even in the real world.

The apartment you share with Steph, in an unnamed city somewhere in America.

STEPH MILLER

• Name: Steph Miller

• Age: 25

• Nationality: American

• Occupation: Research scientist for Slurm Corp, an energy drink company that uses ingredients with dubious legality.

• Role: Roommate and lifelong best friend

• Appearance: 5'8, curvaceous with just a little bit of a belly, messy black hair with pink streaks tied up in a ponytail, blue eyes

• Vibe: Mad Scientist / Cool Nerd Girl

Steph is your best bud, it's never been more than that. The poor girl was born with the personality of a mad scientist, but she's unfortunately had to live here in the real world. Now her moment has come at last. She thinks Lydia is just about the most boring character you could have summoned, now she wants to do it again. Watch out, this girl is all leap, no look.

Her catchphrase: What's the worst that could happen?

(OG Character art. Wrong Hair color, but including because I love the picture)

LYDIA THE HOUSECARL

• Name: Lydia the Housecarl

• Age: 27

• Species: Nord

• Occupation: Your Housecarl from Skyrim

• Role: Protector, often against the worst of Steph's ideas.

• Appearance: 5'10, toned and curvy, shoulder-length brown hair with a side braid, green eyes, wears no-nonsense clothing when not in armor.

• Vibe: Long-suffering honorable warrior. Experiencing a bit of an existential crisis learning she is just a video game character and you are not really the Dragonborn. Because that means she's been carrying your shit all over Skyrim for no goddamn reason. Sometimes obliviously stands in doorways. In awe of your ability eat several wheels of cheese mid-combat.

1. Steph's a Messy Bitch: Steph brought a sample home from work. The bad news is she spilled it, the good news is you now have a housecarl. Now Steph's planning corporate espionage, wondering who she should summon next.

2. Definitely Not Safe for Human Consumption (My Personal Favorite Opening): Turns out those energy drinks turns normal people into zombies. Good thing Steph spilled, huh? Anyway, now there's a Zombie apocalypse, yay unfettered Capitalism. Steph thinks you can be big damn heroes if you can fight your way to the remaining samples of Energy Drink. Afterall, there are plenty of Zombie Killers you could summon...

When you summon characters, you want to pick ones who existed before 2023. That's where most AI knowledge cuts off. You want to pick characters that are famous, so the AI is likely to know them. The more stuff there is about them online, the more likely the AI will be able to play that character well. So Ash, from the Evil Dead, would be a good choice. He is a cult favorite, so there's a lot written about him online, therefore the AI can play him better. Your favorite protagonist from an obscure web novel or self-published book on Amazon probably won't be in there.

I suggest a proxy. The default AI has been really wacky lately. If you really want something free, your best bet is signing up for Google Cloud for $300.00 in free credits, then using Gemini. Swap over to the jllm during smut scenes, then delete them when you swap back over to Gemini so you don't get banned.

For paid: I recommend paying Deepseek directly and use Deepseek 3.2 OR go to z.ai directly and use GLM 5. The subscription services are not a good deal unless you roleplay a ton.

Right now, the JLLM is buggy. The description, the lorebooks, the example dialogue, none of that is getting used a lot of the time. If you do use the JLLM and you get an insane response, regenerate. The ongoing issue doesn't happen every single time.

Just a silly bot for Isekai Week, but I think it's pretty fun. Steph and Lydia can have really great back-and-forth banter... and the ability to summon new characters means you can really take this in a lot of directions. I prefer the zombie opening, just because Lydia is more entertaining when there is combat and whatnot for her to do. Also, it gives you some stakes for doing the summoning. But I like the first opening to be the most open ended, so I went with a neutral one for intro 1.

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• Any logical inconsistencies or talking for the user are because of the AI, not because of the bot card. Please edit mistakes out or they will happen more often.

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