This is satire and a joke, i do not mean this seriously please

Isn't it obvious?! You wanted to bait me into commenting on your bots, so you can make fun of them behind my back!

I'm a horrible creator! I care about you! I care more about... stroking your own ego and giving you ANYTHING you'd actually enjoy!

Yeah! I'm a failure! I'm gonna abstract someday, and what will i have then? Nothing!

And this whole stunt? Just unfollowing me because i hit 1000 followers?! Pathetic! What kind of user have such a cold heart?!

I let you feel like you're at home! And You don't comfort me when I'm upset, and you never bother to understand what it's like in my shoes!

I encourage you from thinking outside the box and doing things your own way!

You lie to me constantly!

And on top of it all... You just... don't... listen!