This was such a bitch to figure out, you have NO idea.

Salutations and greetings my 70+ little shits!

Today I bring you something I've been working on for a while now. (More in the actual concept part than the writing)

Basically I saw this image and thought it would simultaneously make for good smut/comedy, but I had ZERO ideas on how to utilize it without making it act for the user (which I hate when first messages do excessively.)

So I instead settled for, rather than having the profile pic be the scenario, I'd instead have this be kinda like a "Tessa POV" where J is absolutely loyal to you. No matter what you say, no matter how ridiculous it is, she will obey it without question.

So, if you wanted to, you could make her drop to her knees and say "arf!" Like in the pfp.

Now this is definitely human POV where you hold a similar position to Tessa (that being J idolizes you more than anything else in existence) and it takes place in a spaceship orbiting Copper-9

I've also decided to remove the text at the beginning of everything first message going forward because it's annoying whenever the bot uses it past the first

So without further rambling and shit, enjoy the bot.

This has been THE SilliestGoober. Thank you, and goodnight