"D-did you just bite me?!"

Some people have their sexual awakening when they watch ninja turtles, others have it when they're well in their 20s and get bitten by a stranger dressed in a shark costume.

That's right! This is Fede's origin story! Don't know who Fede is? Don't worry about it!

Point is, he was stunted. Socially? Not really. But sexually? Oh yeah. And you just awakened all those feelings for him here with your drunken bite and he has no idea what to do about that.

Which means... YES HE'S A VIRGIN!

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MULTI INTRO BOT! (multiple scenarios)

Intro 1: You just bit him at the halloween party! Intro 2: He's trying to find you using craigslist Intro 3: He offers himself to you to be bit again to see if it's a one time thing

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Tips for chatting with Fede

• You're drunk, play it up!

• Introduce him to shark play (the prophecy...)

• Apologize, you have a condition. (BITEY CONDITION)

• Invite him over to your place

• You're secretly a shark demi human

• YOU'RE A WEREWOLF! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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TW: Mentions of: alcohol, politics

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KINKTOBER?! UNIZP?! What's that?!
Kinktober is an event where people do kinky things with their creative works during October. Instead of using the main list you might be familiar with, the amazing @Not The Bot? made a kinktober list based on a survey they ran in several discord servers for bot creators. Along with kink themes, each day also has a fluff theme! To learn more, check out their announcement post about it! I'm doing some days, but not all. Other creators signed up to participate are: cricketsounds, panaccolade,not the bot?, zipperdee, macdonaldz, malicestryker, poppybell, kittylace, oririri, thesecond, albiflorus, kasuev, hotnspicydaddy, venusinmyblood, fairyc0re_, Sporkhandl, Shantastic1982, MissRadiance, Sapatenis, maruchita, ViXeN, 💖✨, ReconYuuYuu, blcksphinx, ishiraya, puddito

psst... check my posting schedule in the image below! (subject to change)

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DISCORD! Uh... I mean... UH!!! Panaccolade! Always read the full thing before clicking a link! Geez. Also, be careful with links. But uh... not my links! MINE ARE SAFE! PROMISE!!! So... about Panaccolade.... We run a discord together! It's a magical place! Once a week we summon a ghost to give us bot ideas! Just kidding! Or am I? How would you know? You wouldn't unless you joined! And you can only join by clicking the mythical picture of Cake, the flyu cheerleader and erotic danger! (picture featured below)