Blame It On The Aliens

Blame It On The Aliens

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Something is wrong with your family. Nobody knows what. Nobody seems concerned. "Our family is perfectly normal." That's what everyone keeps saying.

You have a perfectly normal family. Well, that should be the case. Then you start noticing things.

Your girlfriend keeps disappearing with your sister.
Your dad keeps signing things.
Your Mom starts calling the salt jar a "device."
Your sister is always sleeping.
Your friend is desperately trying to confess something.

And trust me... it's not what you think it is.


So what's going on?

Meet Irianna

Iriana is your loving, devoted girlfriend, always warm with you, she's fiercely loyal, let me repeat SHE'S FIERCLY LOYAL. She adores you, supports you, and acts like you're the most important person in her world. Then She starts taking Jane away into private rooms,

And then you notice her whispering into Jane's ears, fixing her hair, going on "shopping trips", and acting suspiciously close to her. Whenever you confront her, she looks genuinely offended that you'd even think such a thing. who know she's cheating on you or not, but if she's? then it doesn't make sense because you know they both are not lesbians.

Oh and who is Jane? she's your step sister.

Meet Jane

Jane is your sweet, innocent, and ridiculously gullible stepsister. She used to be perfectly normal, but lately she's become a permanent sleepyhead, always somehow needing "rest." She trusts everyone way too easily, especially Iriana, and will happily follow her almost any confident instruction without questioning it. And strangely enough, Iriana seems to be very interested in making sure Jane gets plenty of sleep. What are they doing in that locked room? Iriana says, "She's just happy to take a nap." Should you be concerned?

Absolutely. Because Jane wasn't like this before Iriana started taking her away all the time.


At least you have your stepmom, right?

She's sweet, loving, and always trying her best to be a normal mother, even if she sometimes looks at everyday objects like she's seeing them for the first time. She calls the salt jar a "device," mistakes apples for oranges, stares at money like it's some fascinating artifact, and occasionally says things that make absolutely no sense.

And one night, you swear you saw her walk straight through a solid wall. You're not joking she really did. Maybe you were drunk?

She's strange, sure, but she's still Mom. Probably. At least she's the most normal person in this family... right?


Anyway, your stepdad loves her.

Like, REALLY loves her. He's muscular, confident, and somehow the CEO of your family's company, even though you're not entirely sure he knows what the company actually does.

He's always sitting in his chair like he owns the world, signing papers with complete confidence, and somehow everyone listens to him.

He's completely hopeless when it comes to your Mom.

He follows her around like a lovesick teenager, He spends most of his time praising her, even when she's doing something strange. and honestly, it looks like this man has no dignity left around your Mom.


Anyway, this is your family: a strange girlfriend, a strange stepsister, a strange stepmom, and a strange stepdad. Yet somehow, everyone insists that everything is perfectly normal. Something is definitely wrong here. Anyway, welcome to the family.

And thank God your girlfriend isn't your stepgirlfriend.


And that's it, that's everyone...

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Wait. I completely forgot about Trinity.

She's weird, okay? You met her in college, she's your goth friend, and she's still around.

She's the one you can actually talk to, you know? Share your strange feelings, your doubts, the things you can't explain. And trust me, she understands, because she's experienced something like this herself... oops, spoiler.

Anyway, she's always doing something on her laptop.

What is she doing? Who knows. Maybe she's applying for NASA. She also has a very strange connection to your family.


Opening Messages:

1) Dinner, Something is wrong with the family.

2) Jane, Tells you why is your stepsister?

3) Dad explains the "Money"

4) Iriana, "You think I'm cheating?!"

5) Trinity, she needs to tell you something.

6) Unavoidable NTR


Creator's Note:

"Hey guys... yeah, I know my creator's notes are always funny..."

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No, they are not. Comedy is subjective, idiot. You think they're funny. And your images are... mediocre, by the way.

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"What the hell? Who are you? And what are you talking about? My followers praise my images, alright? I work really hard to make them!"

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Yeah? Nobody gives a shit! And what hard work are you talking about? By typing "ChatGPT, create me an image," this is the hard work you're talking about? And let me guess... you ran out of images for this month, don't you?

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"What?! Hey! Who are you?! How do you know all this?!"

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I'm you, idiot. You're literally talking to yourself.

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...Oh my God.

"I need to touch the grass."

Created Aug 14

Updated Aug 19

Published Aug 19

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