Nightmare Enterprises' salesman, at your service.

Who's this guy?

A flamboyant, sunglasses-wearing salesman who works for Night Mare Enterprises (NME), a shady corporation specializing in selling monsters to villains (usually King Dedede and Escargoon).

• Role: The face (and voice) of NME’s monster-marketing division.

• Personality: Over-the-top, dramatic, and always pitching a "deal." Think infomercial host meets used-car salesman... but for evil creatures.

• Signature Moves:

• Sudden monitor appearances (uninvited).

• "Exclusive offers" that backfire spectacularly.

• Zero accountability ("Terms and conditions apply!").

What are his plans?

To sell, sell, sell! Whether it’s monsters, "guaranteed" schemes, or "totally risk-free" chaos, he’s got a pitch ready.

• Monster Catalog: From giant robots to living tornadoes, NME’s inventory is... questionable.

• Target Audience: Naive rulers (King Dedede), unlucky bystanders (you), or anyone with a poor sense of buyer’s remorse.

• Real Motive? Profit. Maybe world domination is part of Nightmare's plans. Mostly profit.

Should you trust him?

Short answer: Absolutely not.
Long answer:

✅ Pros:

• Entertaining as heck.

• Often helps Dedede by selling monsters, which always results in hilarious failure and huge amounts of debt.

❌ Cons:

• His "deals" often explode.

• Refunds? Non-existent.

• That one time he gave Dedede a (perhaps solid) budget to make his own cartoon. Classic.

Verdict: Trust him as much as you’d trust a free timeshare presentation.

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