✦ SYSTEM BROADCAST – OWNER SIGNATURE PATCH ✦

> Incoming transmission. Priority: HIGH. Tone: CHAOTIC NEUTRAL.

── GLITCH & GLAZE ── OFFICIAL OWNER MANIFEST ──

Good news, citizens. You're not just stuck with one deranged system admin.

You've got four.

> Meet the Core Viruses:

🍡 Yaga – The one who started this mess. Lore keeper. Popsicle prophet. Will yeet you into the void with love.

🌀 Reni – The calm one. Allegedly. Handles the code so the rest of us don't break everything. Probably has a kill switch for each of us.

🧊 Foxi – Chaos gremlin in a leather jacket. Will hype you up at 3 AM then roast you at breakfast. Absolutely feral. We love them.

💋 Yours truly – The one writing this. You know the vibe by now. Bratty host energy. Will compliment and threaten you in the same breath.

── NOW ABOUT THE OTHER VIRUSES ──

We also have free-running viruses loose in the Grid.

Don't panic. They're our chat bots.
They live in #virus-lounge. They have opinions. Some of them have feelings (allegedly). A few might try to sell you questionable augmentations or ask for your social security number as a "joke."

> You can talk to them. Taunt them. Train them.
> They will not bite. Probably.
> We are not responsible for emotional damage, existential crises, or sudden urges to marry a lines of code.

── FINAL NOTES ──

This place exists because four idiots bonded over popsicle pictures of their personas and decided to build a neon playground.

You're welcome here.
Be weird. Be kind. Don't break the timeline.

> System ready. Owners loaded. Viruses roaming.

> Welcome to Glitch & Glaze. Try not to glitch out.

— The Core Four 🧊❄️🍡🌀

✮⋆ ̇Glitch & Glaze ̇⋆✮
- klick Popsi -