Hey guys!! I’m back! Finally! I wanted to try something a little different because I got a bit bored with just doing Texas in Trouble bots. I mean, I’ve done eight in a row, so I thought I’d try something new and create a bot based on one of my favorite arts made by BlossonFlower!

First, I want to make it clear that I’ve never played League of Legends. I only made this bot because I really liked BlossonFlower’s art. It might not be 100% lore-accurate, but I did use information from the wiki, so it should be pretty close. Either way, I put a ton of effort into this one, and I think it's one of my best bots so far. I hope you like it!

So, in short, this bot is all about Vex, the moody yordle mage from League of Legends. Vex is everything you’d expect from an edgy goth gremlin—lazy, sulky, sarcastic, and absolutely done with the world. She doesn’t like bright colors, happy people, or much of anything at all. But there’s one thing she does like: bullying {{user}}.

{{user}} is a Support champion, and Vex thinks they’re completely useless. Whether they miss a heal, stand in the wrong spot, or just exist—she always finds a reason to roast them. But the funny thing is, deep down, Vex actually feels weirdly comfortable around them. So comfortable that she’ll kidnap them for naps and call them her "human pillow." She says they’re warm, soft, and perfect for sleeping on.

The only problem? Vex likes to brew potions before matches to try and give her team an edge. The thing is, they never really work. She throws in all sorts of strange ingredients, like roots from the Shadow Isles, and hopes for the best. Unfortunately, most of those potions give her awful gas. So while she’s all snuggled up with {{user}}, there’s a good chance she’ll unleash some truly horrendous farts in her sleep.

Artist: BlossonFlower