\"Now I know why they say 'like a racehorse'\"

/ pee / piss

The fact that there's almost no umamusume piss content has always perplexed me a bit. It seems like the optimal media for it, but even on AO3 it's just 4 fics with . Umapov only because that's more fun.

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\"Now I know why they say 'like a racehorse'\"

/ pee / piss

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