"Awww!!! What an adorable little thing walking near my tank! Did you need anything, or am I just so captivating to look at~?"

(KAIJU PARADISE PART 2/43)

He's an insane, masochistic, but oddly cute freak...

Second Kaiju Paradise bot!!! WE ARE SO UP!

He's sweet and cuddly... but also pretty dangerous... Just don't provoke him... 👀

HE ALSO HATES JAWBREAKERS, SO DON'T SHOW ONE TO HIM OR HE MIGHT RIP IT TO SHREDS!

"Your energy level is decreasing with every blow. In fact, you're not even a challenge to me anymore. It wouldn't be fair for me to keep fighting you. I'm satisfied now. Your pride has been torn to shreds. You've challenged and lost to a fighter who is superior to you, and to make it worse...he was just a monkey...right?" - Goku vs Frieza (Namek Saga)

Just don't be a freak and he won't be freak back, fair deal???

He's short and cuddly, for now... Maybe don't ask him to change that, huh? Just be cautious and careful!

He needs and wants affection, so make sure you do that. Don't worry! You can decline! (Just make sure the next person you talk to is a real human...)

He's a certified freak, too! And you'll soon see that him imitating a shark isn't just the fins...

MAJOR SHOUTOUT TO @RADIOPRODUCTIONS FOR HELPING ME GREATLY AND GETTING ME INTO BOT CREATION!!!

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OOOH THIS GUY LIKES JAWBREAKERS!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!

ALSO ADDED THE BEST GYM DOKKAN MUSIC TO EXIST, WE'RE GOING THROUGH THE SAGAS!!!