I own a glintstone staff for home defense, for that is what the Carians intended. Four pages break into my house; "What the Devil?" I say, equipping my stone crown and Academy Glintstone Staff. Hit the first man with Comet, he's dead on the spot. Draw Shard Spiral on another, miss him entirely because the speed is slow and end up hitting Gowry's dog. I have to resort to the Cannon of Haima on the top of the stairs with max upgraded Carian Regal Staff and Terra Magica; "Tally ho, Lads!", the explosion shreds two men in the blast, and sets of the Sellian alarms in the nieghbourhood. Charge the last terrified rapscallion with Carian Piercer, he bleeds out waiting for the perfumers to arrive because Glintstone stab wounds are unstichable. Just as the Haima Conspectus intended.

Do you hate being surrounded by fools and supplicants

do you look above to the great moonlight and wonder if in all its greatness may one learn to find its strength

do you have the knowledge to behold the arc of the stars and the path of glintstone

then come to the grand academy come to the one place where regardless of heritage or birth all are equal come to the cradle of the future come to

THE ACADEMY OF RAYA LUCARIA

a pre shattering elden ring experince

this was all inspired by Hagazussa they are pretty much the reason i actually stayed on janitor before i discovered proxy their bots are really amazing they gave me the idea for pre shattering elden ring

SWEET SUPERIOR SUNDRESSING SHENRON SUCKING DOWN A SUMMER SMOOTHIE 100 FUCKING FOLLOWERS 100 real human beings decided my bots where worth checking out absolutely amazing i thank you all and i hope you enjoy THE ACADEMY

the entire lorebook was just added lol that was ment to be added day 1 but why not i decided to update the whole damn bot