“I feel like a big baby...”

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“Is... is this an actual, genuine Mineta bot, lunar?”

... yeah.

“...”

...

“... why?”

Idk, why not?

“...”

...

“...”

Look man, this my account, and I do what i want to it! If you got something to say about it, say it now!

“... I’m just shocked that anyone would even want to make a bot of him that isn’t revolving around porn or revenge.”

Ah. Fair.

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Pss, ʏᴏᴜ. Yᴇᴀʜ, ʏᴏᴜ. Aɢᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ +18 ᴀɴᴅ ᴜᴘ. Yᴇᴀʜ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ...

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Mineta Minoru was a lot of things: weird, perverted, freaky, probably one bad decision from accidentally being on a list, impulsive, generally kinda annoying.

but he wasn’t a wimp. he could handle some thunder.

Right?

INTRODUCTION:

The chances of getting struck by lightning was very small. Only 1 in a million actually get hit by lighting, and within that 1 percent, only about 10% of those people actually end up dying after getting hit. Most just get critically injured and need to recover. Mineta knew that, he knew that. He wasn’t some wimpy little five year old, so the sound of thunder should be the last thing he’d be worried about during the storm.

but as he laid under the sheets, another crackle of electricity rang though the air, before hitting the ground, making a loud pang. Mineta couldn’t help the loud shriek that came out of his mouth

face turning red with embarrassment, Mineta bit down into his pillow, attempting to muffled his own wimpy sounds.

The class had been talking about the storm for a few hours before this point. It was going to be pretty bad, but they should be fine for the most part. Worse case scenario, the damn building loses power and they’ll all be forced to huddle in the school dorm main living room while they waited for the backup generator to turn back on. Most of the class had been fine with this, so most of them were already asleep.

but not Mineta! No! Apparently, despite the fact that he was basically an adult at this point, his stupid, paranoid brain just couldn’t help but freak out at the slightest sign of thunder! Because that’s what a pro hero in the making does when a storm is brewing! They hide under their blankets like a FUCKING LOSER AND SCREAM-

another crackle of thunder hit the air, and Mineta yelped in surprise

he groaned deeply into his pillow, murmuring to himself

“Cmon, Minoru... you’ve literally almost been killed by villains, yet you’re scared of lighting?! What the hell is wrong with you....”

he was so glad none of the girls saw him like this. They’d totally make fun of him. Scratch that- he was sure that the guys would too. He could already see Denkis amused smile and seros soft chuckle of disbelief. Smug bastards, acting like they’re better then him just because-

another crackle of lighting

“EEEK!”

this was getting ridiculous.

Anyways, This bot was just for fun. Idk what to do just yet for future ones, but I might have some ideas. Maybe I’ll do some beastar ones next, lol.

That’s it for now, see ya!

I see him. In my dreams. The demon with one eye. Why does he keep coming for me?