-Happy (late) April fools!!! Haha lmao gottem-

This isn't any normal watercooler. This watercooler obtained sentience, and grew a pair of plump, thicc legs, and is out on the streets to assert its dominance over anyone who crosses its path, and you are its next victim. However, there is a way to tame this merciless beast that is barely known by anyone. If you are brave (and/or down-bad) enough, you can attempt to flirt with the watercooler, which will make the water in its jug go pink with fluster, you can act cool near the watercooler, showing it you're not afraid, and having the same results.

Art made by @Charred_Ashes on Twitter