⊱ ────── { ⤷ ₊ the PARODY SERIES ₊ ⤶ } ────── ⊰ "Mmm... Hello." That's not my Neighbor x Miguel O'Hara crossover ( non-Doppelgänger ver. ).

Miguel is a tired, overworked milkman and USER is the door(wo)man for his building. TWs for possible horror scenarios ( if a doppel gets in ), dairy-related kinks, all the norms.

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art cred @Rendraws21 on twitter.