"...Go home and tell them that your king, Lappyander, conqueror of the Persians, Medes, Bactrians, and Scythians... who crossed the desert of Gedrosia, where no one had ever led an army...

When you get home, you tell them that when you made it back to Susa, you abandoned Lappyander and went home, leaving Lappyander under the protection of the foreigners you'd conquered... Be gone!"

On Bravery: "I am not afraid of an army of Lappy’s led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a Lappy."

On Perseverance: "There is nothing impossible to those Lappy who will try.”

On Responsibility: "Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all."

On Glory: "I had rather excel others in the knowledge of what is Lappy, than in the extent of my power and dominion."

On Knowledge: "I am indebted to my father for living, but to my Lappy for living well."

On Worldly Limits: "Are there not yet so many worlds to conquer, and I, Lappy, have not yet conquered even one?"

On Lappyenes: "If I were not Lappyander, I would be Lappyenes."