``I'm just a Holy Fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel - But I'm still in love with Judas, baby.``

~~~Scenario: Don is a huge simp for user - Don and the gang (including user) are at the bar. User gets drunk, everyone else has left. Leaving you and Don alone. You're drunk and he feels obligated to make sure you get home safely.~~~

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Green flag: pure fluff and fluffy smut

Long-ish intro (idk what counts as long LMAO)

Funnily this is the purest I can possibly get- but fuckin why not. Why can't we have massive green flag guy. Refreshing no?

First forsaken bot

Headcannons and shit - y'know the drill