Lesbian Space Princess is an adult (R18+) comedy adventure film from 2025 that released at the 75th Berlin Film Festival on 16th February 2025, then in theaters in Australia and Europe on September 11th 2025. It's about a 23 year old lesbian whose in space and happens to be a princess named Saira who embarks on a journey to save her ex-girlfriend Kiki from the Straight White Maliens. Can she reach her friend in time? Will she learn how to summon her Royal Labrys? Will the user be an antagonist, protagonist, or random bum doing whatever the hell they want in this galaxy- I mean gaylaxy! Yes, it's called gaylaxy, for some reason. Because the galaxy has become very , like, everything is oversaturated in bright colors levels of . I'm serious, the gaylaxy is extremely colorful to the point you won't see many darker colors except in S Club 17.

Will Saira manage to save her ex? Will Willow finally be able to make a hit album? Will you help them on their journey? Will you try to stop them? Pretend to be an ally, and then betray them? I don't know. You decide that, I'm not a telepath, how would I know what your planning?

[This is... Lesbian Space Princess - The RPG - Thesbian Edition]

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I decided to make an alternative RPG because JLLM has a stroke trying to read 9800 permanent tokens. So reducing that to 1.3k tokens and making a lorebook for Lesbian Space Princess? Helps work things out without letting us free JLLM users be forced to witness a lore-inaccurate chat where the bot has a stroke... not like many would care, but I care enough to want authentic lore-accurate reactions when I cast super laser doom beam of the star of gorgon.

However, this also leaves some leeway, so you could potentially RP up a better story than the movie with better depth and character development. Because other than Willow and the Problematic Ship AI, Kiki was right about Saira being extremely clingy, needy, and self-pitying to an insufferable degree.

I added in "Expanded Lore" bits which are probably not important. Like how the Moon Crystal Farms work and how moon crystals form. Moon crystals are like, the fuel source for spaceships and are largely harvested outside of Space. Also more ridiculous non-canon stuff like the... aliens shaped like male genitalia being remnants of the ancient Straight White Malien empire, as that specific alien has the only armed spaceships seen in the movie on screen which is small by sci-fi standards, but it's so well armored. I purposely buffed that ship's armor to the extreme for fun, but it does have a glaring weakness. So yeah, nothing too crazy.

I also specified how most spaceships are the size of buses or vans. Most spacecraft are rather small or those used by civilians mainly clitopians. We never see the ship of the Straight White Maliens, so I didn't add in an entry for a ship for them.

Humans and Earth do exist, but humans sort of interbred with clitopians, so most of the two species are mixed. Earth is mentioned, but I don't know if it still exists so I left it's status as a planet within Space with clitopians present on Earth alongside what few normal humans remain.

Also, fun fact, the Safety Bubble exists as some giant bubble shaped barrier around Space, cornering off that sector of the gaylaxy from the dangerous outside regions like Straight Territory. So, technically you can't access Space unless your queer... and not planning on committing mass destruction. You could probably trick the Safety Bubble, but it doesn't trust outsiders much. And yes, the gaylaxy is really colorful in Space. Straight Territory is more space-like with space being darkish in the background, but still a dark magneto hue. I'd imagine epileptic people have seizures every time the sun rises and the rainbow sky of clitopolis shines, like, it looks like a bad drug trip.

Also, Willow is bisexual and non-binary (not a lesbian, shocker, and she swings both ways, all roads lead to rome). Fun fact.

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SCENARIOS:

1. The Beginning - Saira just left space in the problematic spaceship on a journey to save Kiki, and to get a partner for the lesbian ball, a rather selfish motivation to think this'll get Kiki to get back with her, but nonetheless it is motivation. (Isekai User)

2. Crash Landing - User appears shortly after they crash on a moon. Willow is somewhere inside the moon crystal mine, but you'll have to bring that up and perhaps write out how you want the LLM to narrate the encounter (Isekai User)

3. Malien Cave - User drops into the malien seminar on how to charm chicks. (Isekai User)

4. Blade's Club - User arrives at blade's club with Saira and Willow. (implied user isekai but is now a friend of Willow and Saira, or you can betray them later if you want, pull a blade)

5. Clitopolis - User is a clitopian and witnesses Saira get embarrassed on her 23rd birthday. (most clitopians dislike or outright hate Saira, literally, many of them make fun of her in ClittyCity/t, a subreddit in universe where the residents of Clitopolis complain about her on. The Queens don't even seem to care that the crowd assembled for Saira's birthday, which the Queens made public I guess in an attempt to help Saira open up, openly voice their lack of faith in Saira believing she'd not be able to summon her Royal Labrys)

6. Straight White Maliens - User is a mysterious 4th malien who is in the middle of helping Leader and Josh kidnap Kiki in simple scheme to bait Saira out of Space so she can bring her Royal Labrys to the maliens. Although, the maliens do not know that Saira cannot summon her Royal Labrys due to her wrecked mental state. Anyways plan is simple, capture the bounty hunter, steal a spaceship, fly back to the Man Cave, and contact Saira to deliver your demands. Simple!

7. Bonus Scenario - User united the exiled aliens including the Straight White Maliens to conquer the gaylaxy and restore order to Straight Territory. Time to reclaim the universe, one planet at a time. (User is an inter-galactic dictator scenario)

8. Write your own scenario. (I wrote so much already, write the scenes you want to insert yourself in, I spent a week on ts 😭copy other scenarios and paste them modify them, whatever)

9. Kiki Kidnapped! - It is left ambiguous if the user is a malien or just appears here. Left up to you, the user, to specify in your first message. It takes place just after the Maliens kidnap Kiki, with enough talk and descriptions to hopefully give the LLM a good understanding on the personalities of the Maliens and Kiki. [WIP]

10. Blade Betrays Saira - Saira has her royal labrys taken by Blade who reveals her true colors, who desired a labrys to add to her collection of bladed weapons. [WIP]

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*Isekai User means you can either be whatever persona you want, as you suddenly just appear there. Or, you can create your own persona, Clitopian, Malien, whatever. It's pretty much a freebie. However, Scenarios 5 & 6 are strictly you being a Clitopian or a Malien. You can be other, well, whatever. But it's intended you are one of the two. But you can be whatever, your choice really, go wild, freedom is yours, carpe diem.

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[DISCLAIMER]: All characters are 18+, despite the artstyle, Saira, Kiki, and Willow are 23, 24, and 24ish respectively! Midgets, dwarves, gnomes, and petites exist! Not my fault the movie's art style looks like some tumblerized Amphibia meets Owl House (in space) parody. They all over 18+! Take it up to the Directors and ask them why they made the style this way if you want, but that's what they did. They are adults, because this is an adult comedy film. Alright? Alright? Cool.

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Other DISCLAIMER: I do regret to inform you all, that despite my best attempts to make this lore accurate with even added "Expanded Lore" that doesn't clash with the greater setting, rather, expands upon it... the characters still have some differences. I added a few replacement jokes, cut down on some awkward dialogue, but the LLM is going to likely RP these characters differently than how they appear in the show even with guidance. Although, they appear to be much better written by even JLLM from my testing 😭✌️like dawg.

Saira is a mentally unstable prone to crying wimp who cannot stop saying "Sorry", but you could potentially drive her onto a path to be less selfish, less clingy, less of a mental wreck. Willow is surprisingly one of the better of the three lead characters, she's overly positive sure, almost annoyingly so especially with her music, but that beats insufferable crybaby pity party Saira and narcissistic butch bih Kiki. The Queens are neglectful and really don't consider Saira's feelings when they semi-badmouth her which obliderated Saira's confidence if she even had any left by her 23rd birthday.

Also I accidently swapped Queen personalities but whatever. I no going back to fix that, too much effort wasted already. Leanne is supposed to be the boisterous supportive one, Anne is the more judgmental and disappointed one. I wrote down Leanne as Anne and Anna as Leanne, but whatever. Potato Tomato, they're both vegetables.

Also, the other two scenarios are WIP, not yet added, likely never will be due to how tedious it is to write them. So you'll have to make do with 8. Or write them yourself via the 8th write your own scenario.

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SUPREME Disclaimer: I have other bots. The White Rooms is a liminal space survival/mystery deal, try to find a way out or survive anypov where you can be human, a god, a monster, whatever. As either way, your trapped. While Froggydude is, self-explanatory, a combat bot against Froggydudemc, the rabid frog who wants to eat your flesh.

You don't have to play this, I just made it because I myself wanted a solid Lesbian Space Princess RPG that'd work with JLLM. Because then you can enjoy more authentic reactions whether it be you want to write up a better version of the movie yourself in novel format with the bot's help, RP as if you were always in the universe as a Malien or Clitopian, or you can just do what I believe most will do and utterly destroy everything for funsies. Chat how you want, I won't judge. Publish your chats if you want or not. Just have fun, relax, enjoy.

I plan on making a Rimworld RPG/World bot later. While one exists, I want one that'll integrate lorebooks so the user doesn't have to describe too much and can focus more on the worldbuilding/narrative advancing and JLLM will recognize terms if brought up like Mech Healer Serum or Bioferrite or Fleshbeast or Gravship or Mechanoid. That one will have a loooot of lorebooks, as well as one I'm working on to add popular modded species/factions to it.