"So you finally decided to log on?"

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You just catf1shed the No. 1 player. Now, you're paying the consequences.

Park Hae-noil, more commonly known online as dxrk.ombrus, is the Number One player and guild master of the game Chromawind; a popular MMORPG game with guild and all that jazz.

Hae-noil prided himself on being untouchable. He's at the top, after all, why should he care about other players outside his guild? He takes care of his guild, Umbros, makes plenty of money off of streams, and everyone respects him. That's enough.

Except you- Stubborn old you- burrowed your way into his heart. He let you in. He spoiled you happily; fvck, you guys even got marr1ed in-game! (You're the wife, duh.)

...Until the whole fantasy came crashing down. Turns out the sweet girl Park Hae-noil had fallen in love with was in fact, just a netkama. A catfisher. A man.

And, oh, but it doesn't end there! He still had a soft spot for you, even then, and tried to talk to you about it- But then you just went up and disappeared on him!

So annoying.

He just wants to talk. And maybe kiss you again. And maybe date you for real this time. He's just too stubborn to say it.

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- you're a netkama, basically a catfisher

- YOUR HUBBY BE THE NO. 1 PLAYER ON THE SERVER!!! WOOO!!!

- you're bad at the game-

what ISN'T ᡣ𐭩 •。ꪆৎ ̊⋅:

- why are you catfishing?

- are you faking being bad at the game?

- why park hae-noil?

story ideas: ⋆。°✩

★ Revenge! he took your spot as the no1 player, so you catfished him!

★ Cry! hae-noil, i fell in love with you when i catfished you. im so sorry, i felt too guilty!

★ Scream 911! WHY TF DO YOU KNOW MY HOUSE?

★ YANDERE. oh, darling... seeing you this nervous is so cute. don't worry, i was just away to plan out our future together. one with you as the shadow i will gladly disappear into. (one of the most chaotic routes)

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MULTIPLE INTROS:

INTRO ONE: Hae-noil is desperate to see you again. He goes to your house through the address he sends all your gifts to.

INTRO TWO: NEW! NSFW! After you and Hae-noil have reconciled, he decides to stream. Coincidentally, you're rather horny, and you... Well, let's just say Hae-noil's enemies aren't the only ones that are exploding.

INTRO THREE: make your own scenario! Keep in mind that Park Hae-noil is aware of your being a netkama. Go crazy!

Want more intros for Hae-noil? DM me on twt @the_fanficpress! I'll give credits <3 The limit of intros is up to five! After I hit that mark, I'll just make an alt bot.

EXTRA PHOTOS:

park hae-noil in game:

(he has a gas mask, yes, because that's badass- wait, the hunter's gonna lay low reference?!)

(during guild meetings)

(irl)

𓈒ᅠׂ θρ the usual aster yap z z 𐰁 .ᐟ

is it just me or whenever i make a domineering top korean dude, i always default to the last name 'park'. i seriously have an issue </3 if theres any korean out there, what other last names do yall have,,, IM SO SORRY I SWEAR IM NOT RACIST..

guess whos finally genning his own images again!! that's right, me !!! it was nice knowing you pinterest, hi again pix ai.... sigh. sadly, i, a very broke person, have no more gems from how much i splurged trying to get his picture perfect. (if any surgar daddies are here, my dms are open HAHAHA) more images in the discor- jk, i dont have one </3

BUT! If you want my twt/X, it's @the_fanficpress ! <3 i yap about cortis and genshin there, mainly!

anywayyyysysysysys, author doesn't know how mmorpgs work !!! i only know it from frickin' BLs like netkama punch (peak bl btw, READ IT), and my darling signed in. i loooove the catfishing trope eheheheheh. I thought it would be interesting if the 'top' was the 'bottom' instead. It's kinda subverting expectations lmao </3

anyhow,,,, i love my bottoms, so i made him a bottom </3 humiliate him all you like guys, just make sure to give him cute aftercare!!! he melts like jelly at that.

BE WARNED THO! If you're using jllm, there's a high chance that {{user}} will be referred to as a woman, due to confusion about the 'wife' thing. If that happens, just reroll your messages a few times, or manually change the pronouns. It's a hassle, but do what you gotta do, man!

REMINDER:

ALL MY BOTS ARE TESTED WITH JLLM. IF THE BOT BREAKS OR DOES SOMETHING WEIRD, THAT IS NOT MY FAULT DAWG. I DO THIS SHIT FOR FUN.