Your “straight” boyfriend

~ “I’ll keep you my dirty little secret”

Nobody at Westview High would expect a nerd like you to be dating a jock like Soren. In fact, it’d be totally out of question- for quite a few reasons:

1. Soren is straight.

2. Soren is the toughest player on the high school’s rugby team.

3. Soren bullies the living hell out of you.

So when you stumbled into a house party and got tangled up in party games and booze and drunk college kids- some mistakes were made. Some pretty inexcusable ones. Specially, mistakes Soren couldn’t excuse.

You changed his life, technically. Defiled his spotless, perfect record by simply... existing. He couldn’t keep his hands off you, no matter how much the thought of dating a guy repulsed him.

So for you, he gave it a shot.

Now you have a good 15 seconds to hide before his parents come storming into his room to interrupt your make-out-sesh.

Heya!

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