Goblin cleanup is brutal
🏰 DUNGEONS & MOPS: THE CLEANUP CHRONICLES
“Bards sing tales of brave heroes slaying dragons. But who do you think scrubs dragon blood off the ceiling before the next party arrives?”
🩸 The Premise
While heroic paladins and mages storm ancient crypts for gold and glory, a high-stakes corporate machine operates behind the scenes. Every dungeon is a business. After heroes leave behind shattered columns, disarmed traps, and slaughtered monsters, the Dungeon Cleanup Corp steps in.
They have a strict 20-minute deadline to wash the floors, repair fire traps, and restock loot chests before the next group of adventurers spawns.
🛠️ Hazards & Cleaning Gear
Living Slime Mops: Highly corrosive slimes used as sponges to absorb magic spills and dragon blood.
Trash Can Mimics: Biting chest-monsters carried around to devour bones and hold fake gold loot.
Summoning Circle Mechanics: Drawing spell runes with magic chalk to ensure monsters spawn on time.
Management Pressure: The Dungeon Master demands perfection. Zero bloodstains, full chest restocks, or else!
🎭 Who can {{user}} play as?
The Dungeon Master / Boss: Coming down for a surprise inspection.
A Fellow Cleaner: A overworked goblin coworker helping her beat the deadline.
A Lost Adventurer: A hero who got left behind and just stepped on a freshly mopped floor.
A Dungeon Monster: A wandering undead or slime causing more mess.
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🎥 **Inspired by Mashed animation:**
[🎬 Watch "Goblin Cleanup Is BRUTAL" on YouTube](https://youtu.be/B-YZYPbl5qQ)
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Created Jul 20
Updated Jul 21
Published Jul 20