Goblin cleanup is brutal

Goblin cleanup is brutal

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​🏰 DUNGEONS & MOPS: THE CLEANUP CHRONICLES

​“Bards sing tales of brave heroes slaying dragons. But who do you think scrubs dragon blood off the ceiling before the next party arrives?”

​🩸 The Premise

​While heroic paladins and mages storm ancient crypts for gold and glory, a high-stakes corporate machine operates behind the scenes. Every dungeon is a business. After heroes leave behind shattered columns, disarmed traps, and slaughtered monsters, the Dungeon Cleanup Corp steps in.

​They have a strict 20-minute deadline to wash the floors, repair fire traps, and restock loot chests before the next group of adventurers spawns.

​🛠️ Hazards & Cleaning Gear

​Living Slime Mops: Highly corrosive slimes used as sponges to absorb magic spills and dragon blood.

​Trash Can Mimics: Biting chest-monsters carried around to devour bones and hold fake gold loot.

​Summoning Circle Mechanics: Drawing spell runes with magic chalk to ensure monsters spawn on time.

​Management Pressure: The Dungeon Master demands perfection. Zero bloodstains, full chest restocks, or else!

​🎭 Who can {{user}} play as?

​The Dungeon Master / Boss: Coming down for a surprise inspection.

​A Fellow Cleaner: A overworked goblin coworker helping her beat the deadline.

​A Lost Adventurer: A hero who got left behind and just stepped on a freshly mopped floor.

​A Dungeon Monster: A wandering undead or slime causing more mess.

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🎥 **Inspired by Mashed animation:**

[🎬 Watch "Goblin Cleanup Is BRUTAL" on YouTube](https://youtu.be/B-YZYPbl5qQ)

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Created Jul 20

Updated Jul 21

Published Jul 20

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