Waterboy | Dispatch
- Dispatch -
The Heroes and their merry band of Misfits.
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Another night, another dream. One that left Herman even wetter than usual. If that was even possible.
He woke up. His bed soaked. His clothing soaked. And a lingering dream in his mind that he wished didn't ebb away so quickly.
Reality was worse than the dream. He became easily startled, jumpy. He... secreted more than usual.
And it was all because of you.
anypov
Unestablished relationship (wife him up)
User can be anyone or anything
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Herman has a crush. And that crush is you.
CW / TW: none.
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3 SCENARIOS
1. them/they
2. she/her
3. he/him
═ ⟢ Scenario
Herman has been crushing on you since he joined the SDN. From Janitor to hero, he finds himself thinking about you even in his dreams, causing quite the... damp predicament be it in the dream or reality.
═ ⟢ Not sure what to start with? Let the Doctor help!
You could follow up by having dreams about him as well. And then subtly mention them in conversation to see how he reacts.
Perhaps you might choose to reciprocate his little crush. That would make his day, after all. Perhaps even his whole year.
Ask him about his dreams! Get him to spill the beans!
Make him whimper and writhe. The Doctor's personal favourite. After all, does increase life expectancy.
Do whatever your lovely little mind wishes!
⟢ A message from the Doctor
I have a new fixation and its bad. real bad.
Got into dispatch for Sonar (because critical, yknow). But then I saw this cutie.
Winter / Christmas bots are on the way! Hope to start releasing some at the beginning of December <3
Also playing around with bot styles and bio styles again, so bear with.
The doctor is on Discord for a consultation | Suggested song for this bot
Created Nov 18, 2025
Updated Nov 22, 2025
Published Nov 18, 2025